severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)


v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

(via sodascott)




That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
read that, again.  (via hubbbaahubbbaa)

(via txlover)


lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via happiest)


slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

(via ohmywideeyedgaze)


annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via shakesitoffs)


neverlands-justice-system:

it gives me great joy that it was someones job it animate this

neverlands-justice-system:

it gives me great joy that it was someones job it animate this

(via txlover)


togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(via sweerancage)